If this button were on the Metrolink, we would assume it communicates "holler" or "hold it down" or some other encouraging saying. Unfortunately, it is on a plane, and planes are notorious for having meaningless buttons everywhere and having no interest in rap music. We didn't push the button, we hate the plane, we can't stand the fact that we have to get on another. The Denver airport is full of aliens, robot voices, total nightmare. We are now glad that we didn't see "Silent Hill" after all because nothing could be more terrifying than this hateful place, where all weapons are allowed, no rules are in place, and people that serve coffee hate their lives so much that the coffee tastes bitter, unlike normal coffee.
The most gruesome and perverted part of the Denver airport (besides the strip search necessitated by the presence of our xbox, undoubtably their dark magic intuited the rap music contained within) is the unholy, neon halo an "artist" built for the airport to create an illusion of goodwill.
We witnessed this offensive desecration while riding on some sort of moving walkway, the kind of thing that animals are led to slaughter on. There are tears in our eyes as we type this ou
